Things Jesus didn’t say

8 things Jesus Didn’t Say”

“I have come to bring you a new religion.”

“For I was hungry and you invited me to church.”

“By this all men will know that you are my disciples because of your correct theology.”

“Blessed are the tithers for they shall be the sons of God.”

“In the world you will have trouble, which is why you can’t be happy and we are all just biding our time until heaven.”

“You have heard it said, ‘Love your neighbor’ who are the people with whom you attend church and relate to in your Christian sub-culture.”

“If anyone would come after me, let him disparage all other religions and their followers.”

“For God was so disgusted with the world and you that he gave his one and only Son.”

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  1. nomorediaperbags says:

    *sigh* this is why I would call myself a bitter ex evangelical.

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